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 03.05.2009
I sit with a friend in class. The immense size of the puppet explains that one, bending with cancer in the neighboring row, ticks a friend’s back almost in the face.
We sit up. Then she turns her head and begins: “Don’t you be ashamed of talking under my nose?” Friend:"Huyase NOS"
Učilko, because of his deafness, did not hear this phrase and again spit his "nos" in his face. Here everything should have ended if it wasn’t the phrase from the neighboring party:" A sting is sneezing";
I’m not going to write stupid phrases like “the lesson was broken” or “everything fell under the table” but it rusted for a long time.
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