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 13.05.2009
All the quotes about the fact that the girls are powered by the grandmothers, or are already busy:
1) I am 22 years old, I write a diploma, I have retired from work, I live with my ancestors, I wear jeans for 3 years, because with money I am a shit.
2) girl 22, tall, natural red, slim beauty. I’m waiting for her to bring me a recording of Fellini’s films. Which she looked at and wanted to talk to me, and I didn’t look at.
I took her to a 33-year-old wealthy businessman.
More precisely, she went to me. The Same. Girls have to be loved! Love to Offenbach! They will love you too, guys. Remember that a woman is the most important thing in a man’s life. You will have it all!
PS - you won't believe it, but I want to move from my Khabarovsk to Peter in the summer. I saw in one of the jewellery of this city a nice ring with a flying mouse (she pulls on them). I want to make her an offer.
PPS - men just love girls! Love them with all your heart!
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