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 13.05.2009
The Dargaiah Ridaccy!
(From letters to the newspaper in the section "Sexologist Advice")

I wanted to refuse Oleg, but I couldn’t, because I had been lying in his house for a long time.
The bed is naked.

I’m just tired of these relationships, and the bed is not important to me.
You can eventually stand.

When I look at Bora, I feel that inside, it starts to move.
The egg cell.

During my studies at the institute, I mastered all kinds of sex. Here is the Institute.
Soon I’ll be working in the specialty.

I gave him all night, but I never got to have sex.

After a tumultuous night with Gosha, when he left, in my soul formed such a
The emptiness that I kissed a pot soup eaten.

Then Igor declared the “night of free love”. They broke up in pairs and
We went apart and I was left alone in the bedroom. What is this for
Freedom is that?

She laid off her dress, and there was nothing.

When I was a child, I dreamed of becoming a woman, but when I decided, it was too late.

I watched all his tattoos for a long time, correcting grammar.
of errors.

I was so sad and distressed that Mithya immediately began to comfort me.
could be. He could only do it twice.

I gradually started to beat Masha’s fans. He did one, then the second.
The third confused me. Wiping out the blood, he said, “You won’t break them all.”

After having an intimate relationship with my friend’s husband, I became completely different.
Look at her. How can she change such a sensitive and charming man?
The man?

Why she has such skilled hands, I understood when I found out that she was almost ten years old.
Years worked as a docker.

And when Borka started loving me from behind, I couldn’t stand and knocked.
Head to battery. Only then came my thought: a condom.
have forgotten!

When I found an artificial member in her stuff, the first thing I thought was:
“Well, but not real...”

My personal vibrator broke quickly, although I followed the instructions
He did not use it for more than 14 hours a day.

In the bed, Nina struck me with such heat that I thought, “If
If I live, I will not betray my wife anymore.”

Dasha is so upset that the neighbors start to call and wonder when,
Finally there will be an orgasm.

I’m not a man, I’m a sexual maniac. All my friends are like that, too.
They think.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0905/j090512;1.html
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