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 13.05.2009
I am a cat.
Leon: Fuck me
I will shake your legs in thankfulness.
Leon: And then when you go to bed, I'll lie on your chest, close my eyes and whisper quietly... and you'll feel the warmth coming from me and smile.
Leon: You’ll smile because I’m next to you
R)> L<<@I: :-) so warm so sweet...so good!
I’m going to go in the morning :D
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