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 13.05.2009
XXX: Oh yeah men! How did you travel to Bourgogne? As the sea?
You need to learn English urgently.
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WOW: Well, I lived in the center, to the sea had to be reached either by public or by taxi. Well, a crazy man, on vacation with a notebook left, caught wifi, and instead of using a translator, came to you, on the fb-forum... I ask the people in the forum chat: “How to say in English: “I want to see the sea.” The answer is: I want to see the sea. I go out, I buy a taxi, such a happy-satisfied I say: "Hey font you are." And he took me away, took me to the bordell ))))))) And when I said "Shit, at sea, I wanted," the taxi driver told me in pure Russian: "And huli didn't say right away?, si-si, si-si..."
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