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 25.05.2009
I have a girlfriend I have been dating for a long time, and recently met her mother.
Her father is just an officer. A former military and very fun man.
So just then her ancestors went to the country for 3 days and she invited me. well I
I bought wine, candy and rubber thinking about continuing communication at night. Sitting and drinking for a while.
And I have to say that the girl I love very much makeup to use...
At eight in the morning, a bell knocks on the door. I stand up from a little bitch in the trousers and look for something to throw, and
I put my feet in the girl’s pink boots and open the door. There are her ancestors.
The scene is silent, her mother has OO eyes, and her father is silent, and then says:
Oh well Annie. Without makeup, you are not like yourself.
I was fifth out of the hood.
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