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 26.05.2009
Prehistory No. 1: Our cat is able to open almost every door in the apartment. One of the regularly opened doors completely blocks the entrance to the kitchen.
Preview No. 2: My sister is waking up gradually. Like many somnambulists, her awakening is subject to a clear schedule: she got up, went to the kitchen, drank water, then the toilet, bathroom, etc.
We sit in the kitchen with daddy, drink morning coffee, with a whistle and shovels, a cat runs into the kitchen. Stumbling, he rushes to the precious door and feverishly opens it, having time to jump into the kitchen. Sitting in front of the door. He looks at her without murmuring. Behind the door in 10 seconds: "Sleep, Sleep, Sleep and BYBZDHYYN!!! The sister stumbled at the door with all the unawakened body! I looked at the cat: I thought he was sitting and roaring!!...
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