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 31.05.2009
My friend told me a story today.
He has a friend, something always happens to him. Here are two cases from my life:

They went once in a small company into the forest, for mushrooms. I picked a fox. And so it happened, you want to believe it, you want to - no, bitten the same guy cloves. As he put him in his pants, I hit, but bitten... for eggs. Especially the egg. What to do? You can either lubricate with oil or put a light bulb to let the clot out. But with such a place to experiment with light bulbs is dangerous, you understand. There was no oil at hand. Nothing to do - took the lucky guy to the hospital. Semashko (the case was under Tula). The doctors scratched the tail and after half an hour the tick was removed. Everything is okay, they said who doesn’t happen :)
Passes some time. The guys decide to go into the woods again.
How this is possible and whether it really was, I do not know. The point is that the same guy in the same forest was bitten by a tick... Now for a softer place. What to do - went to the hospital again.
The doctors, without saying a word, pulled out the tick, now it is 15 minutes away. Nothing, they say, you know, a couple of weeks ago we had a tick guy bite for eggs.

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