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 01.06.2009
Today’s children don’t understand, oh, don’t understand. She will call
pleasant memories of today's adults - if they are at least blurred
They remember their childhood.
Now my daughter Tatiana is a solid adult lady. She is married, and
She has two children who are already finishing school. In 1973, she
It was only six years.
She went to the kindergarten preparatory group. A little more, and in
The school! In the garden she was very interesting: she sang in the choir, then studied.
Nature on the street and in the living corner, then played in salts and classics. toys
It’s full of what you want – and it doesn’t matter that many of them are broken. No is
Childhood and a story.
Five days a week, while adults work - kindergarten. In the weekend we are all
The family visited. I don’t even know what a little dance is more.
I like to go to the garden or visit. Once upon a time, it was
shortly before the New Year) she saw in her guests the miracle of then-technology -
The magnetofone. These are the magnets of yesterday. Then they were
Not everyone, they were objects of lust, envy.
When she came home, Danny started crying. She could not talk about
Other than the magnetic. He repeated only one phrase:
I want the microfone (she spoke that word) to be there.
We are home!
We could only reassure her in one way: promise to give her a gift.
Microphone for the New Year.
Of course, nobody was going to give her a real magnetophone. in Regiments
There were a lot of shops, but at very low prices.
But we knew very well that our daughter really needed to. when
Danetka went to bed, I and my eldest son Ilya, who was 11 years old.
taken for work. We built a magneto for her.
Everything that came under the hand went on. Metal “constructor”
Motorcycle of a toy, battery. used as a corps.
plastic box from the gallantery store (just don't laugh, but it's
The word T9 is not known, so far as it is now forgotten).
The only thing in our layout was from the real magnetophone -
the coils. They were inexpensive, only 80 copies. Here was the tape.
and unreal. In her capacity was used a ring of rubber rubber.
When the coils were rotating, on the "front panel" even a light bulb was lit.
the flashlight under the cap, which was used
Cover of a used iodine bubble. The same covers were
“Handbags” are made.
When the work was almost finished, the son on the way from school looked into the
spare parts store and bought another detail from the real magnetophone -
The Counter. I don’t remember how much it cost, but I think it was 20 rubles. We even
He really turned around!
All together it cost us fifteen Soviet rubles and a few.
Sleepless late nights.
We did not miss. When Danetka pulled a box from under the tree and pulled it out
Her “real” “microphone,” her eyes were shining! And not her at all.
I was worried that the toy could not sing. She quickly found herself.
Output: You can turn on the radio or sing yourself, imagining that you are singing.
The magnetic toy.
The next morning, the daughter was already boasting an unusual toy in front of others.
Children in the yard. She played with her until she was 11 years old. We are
They even wanted to send a description of the toy to the "Young Technician" magazine, but it wasn't.
found time for it.
Later, when Danetka grew up and became Tatiana, she
She admitted that this New Year was the happiest in her life.
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