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 01.06.2009
Today in the universe (in the financial faculty) witnessed a remarkable, in my opinion, episode.
In the hallway stands a crowd of students, a person of 60 (I realized that one of the senior courses in full). I pass by, from the fragments of what I have heard, I understand that they now have to be counted in writing. At this moment, the door to one of the audiences opens in front of me, from there, the prede appears and invites everyone to enter.
And here all this crowd, actively working with their elbows, struggles sharply inside almost on each other's heads - in the desire to take the last seats.(In addition, the girls in this social competition look clearly more physically prepared than the young people.)
When the whole horde, striking each other, enters the auditorium, there are only three guys left in the hallway. They look at each other for a few seconds, and then one of them says the following:
I don’t know, guys, we’ve stopped it or we know it all.
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