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 01.06.2009
Age of woman.
15-16 years old: What a beautiful boy I met on the street today.
18 years old: I will definitely find a super guy – a beautiful, smart, wealthy, preferably the son of an oligarch, with an offgenic car, a huge apartment, he will carry me on his arms, crazy love, drive every month to the Maldives...
21 years old: Well not necessarily the son of an oligarch, just that the apartment was, the car was normal, the earnings were not bad, and that he loved me of course...
25 years old: To find a normal guy, that at least not drink a lot, and not a drug addict, well, and not a shit of course...
Thirty Years: Cheat Me Anyone!

P.S Girls, I’m waiting for a response.
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