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 02.06.2009
XXX: It was today! I bought a girl 13 roses for 900 rubles, sadly of course money, but shit! I go to the subway, a large bouquet, pink pepper fresh and smells, I look in front of a guy with a girl trying to get acquainted, and a girl looking at my flowers. The guy sits down, says let me buy a rose, I break, I picked up the spice, and he is not behind. Then say, let’s buy for 500! I gave him a rose for 500 rubles. Fuck, my girlfriend will suddenly think something wrong. While I was walking near the house of my girlfriend, gave a rose to the girl who passed by, I went to the house, I look and the girl is behind me, in the same house lives on the floor above, I think it was not on the same floor. Ufff...
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