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 02.06.2009
I went to Moscow in the summer, in Domodedovo.
The aircraft was the old An-24.
On boarding at the airport in our NN-sk passengers were approximately
half a plane, but mostly Chinese, and all men
An intelligent look, a delegation returned from a business trip.
I have to say that the airport in our regional center is incredible.
It has not been repaired since Communist times.
Polished, with dirty unwashed windows, barely illuminated. by V
The building is always empty and cold, there is no waiting room.
The buffet, not even the airline box, smells like a push. People only appear.
immediately before landing.
The Chinese, however, seemed to have arrived much in advance and, looking at them, were surprised.
We walked through the desert wonder airport.
They passed the registration and began waiting for landing in the shuttle. Someone came out.
Aunt opened the door and offered to walk through the rain.
halfway to the plane. The Chinese were surprised again – apparently assumed,
They will not be taken, but they will be taken.
Arriving to the plane, the Chinese finally fell into a stupor: before them
appeared almost black from dirt and dirt, with a bunch of insects on the body
with propellers. Inside, everything was very crowded as well.
The bleach.
Have you ever seen white Chinese with big round eyes? No is?? to
And I saw... :) As soon as they dispersed, the Chinese got the flags, obviously not the
water and became nervous.
They flew without problems. However, the plane soon became regular.
falling into air holes. The Chinese sing songs. Our roots are.
On the approach to Domodedovo, almost before the landing, I was careful.
I looked out the window, some Chinese too. It should be noted that the AN-24
Illuminators are convoluted, so if you push your head, it's very good.
You can see not only on the side, but also forward. Before the start of the landing
I suddenly saw a burnt aircraft, like the Tu-134, with a crash.
The tail is carefully covered with a masking grid. I did not see him alone.
- A couple of Chinese, desperately gesturing, began to scream something to comrades.
Many Chinese people suffer from a cold sweat. When they landed, they went out.
very fast.

What was behind the burnt aircraft I never understood, the day before.
There were no reports of the accident in the press.
It was probably something like a wish for “Happy Way!”
by Domodedovo.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0906/o090601;1.html
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