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 05.06.2009
A group of 15 came on Saturday to rewrite the count to Coutinho. He’s shut up, as always, a little bit. He came and immediately closed the door behind him. There are still people there, so let them knock. Someone from 15 Kudinu speaks "mol, there are still our remaining". And he said, “Well, you are few today, and the rest have not appeared.”
All, gave them tasks, sat down to write. At the door for 5 minutes, then one guy called:
("Unappeared") - What are we not allowed to do?
Well, Kidd has closed the door.
Can’t you open it?
c) is not
Could you put him a moustache?
(The audience guessing about the meaning of the conversation)
P – Okay...
In 10 minutes I call again. The guy speaking to Kudin: "Now they call again", Kudin: "Let me answer"
(The audience is already smiling)
Howard – is it?
("The unappeared" did not understand what Coutinho was talking to him)
("Not appeared") - So what is there? Will they never let us go?
c) is not
How about Coutinho?
(C) to wreak and wreak
(the audience through force to give up so as not to roar)
To persuade him to let us go?
(C) No, he will not allow
Q. What do we have now?
(c) He did not present
Q. Did you put him in the mouth?
(C) of course
(Everyone lies laughing, until the porn finally arrived that he is talking to someone wrong)
Alexander Vladimirovich is you?
(C) - yes to )))
Q. Will you let us go?
c) Not of course
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