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 06.06.2009
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Those who were threatened by the phone. And I don’t understand one thing: how can you steal from retirees who don’t have anything? What kind of shit should you be?
Please warn your grandparents to be as vigilant as possible.

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Father at the old job in the department all uncles over 40 were, only 1 young employee (25 years old).
And in general the case: called most employees of the company on the mobile type "Daddy,share,I am in the police, talk normally does not give, need urgent money ", and so on. and etc. Well, the smart uncles, who had sons, immediately called them and learned what and how. And the last was the youngest, here is a dialogue on the mobile:
Father, give it up, money is needed.
Do I greet you? My unborn son. What is your mother’s name? Or I cannot decide.
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