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 08.06.2009
I got up at five in the morning to repeat the exam. In aska, he writes a predicate, which in 4 hours to give an ex.
Good morning, why am I not asleep?
I: Hi, yes, I decided to repeat the lecture before your exam.
P: This is the pace you will learn until Monday.
I: Alexey Mikhailovalch, as you will tell you, we don’t have the exam on Monday, but today, at 9 a.m., to be precise.
Is it sixth today?
A: Fuck it
Q: What a fool put on Saturday
If I wake up, I will come.
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