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 10.06.2009
The ew:
The Union of Cinematographers has asked the President of Russia to impose a fee on every clean DVD produced in Russia or imported into the country, and to list these funds in favor of the Union of Cinematographers. As explained to "Kommersant" Chairman of the union Nikita Mikhalkov, this money will be..."

by RR3:
It is not disclosed the subject of deductions from each TV (they are demonstrated by Mikhalkov films), each TV antenna <...> you can also add electrical wiring, DVD players, acoustic systems, iPods and LED supports. (And in all the proposed cases, the Union of Cinematographers has at least something to do with these subjects, unlike the imported DVDs made by all kinds of Hollywood and Bollywood.)

by Impankratov:
You dig a little.
The tax on glasses (through them they watch Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on hearing aids (through them they listen to Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on roads and transport (moving to the place of viewing Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on chairs, chairs, sofas, taburets, etc. (They sit on them when watching Mikhalkov Films), the tax on apartments (they watch Mikhalkov Films), the tax on condoms, other means of contraception and abortion (lost profit, reduces the number of future viewers of Mikhalkov Films)...
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