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 14.06.2009
Drinking with a girl from Arizona

A Mexican, Arab and a girl from Arizona in a bar.
When the Mexican drank his beer, he threw a glass in the air, pulled it out.
He shot his gun, and the glass flew into pieces.
He said, “We have beer cups in Mexico that are cheap and we don’t need to drink from it.
the same twice.”
The Arabs, in the sight of the Muslims,
He pulled up his glass, pulled out the AK-47 and broke the glass in a short row.
and small fragments. He said, “We have so much sand for the Arabs.
It’s a glass dish that we don’t drink the same twice.”
A girl in Arizona took her beer, dried it with one swallow, and threw it
She took out a 45-caliber colt and fired into the mexe.
The Arab. Taking the falling cup, I put it on the bar stand, ordered it.
She said, “We have so many illegal foreigners in Arizona.
“We don’t drink the same drink twice.”
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