I have a smell today. He defended his diploma at 5.
Life was shit, and it remained.
I want sex and love, and fuck only with two other people's diplomas - a friend who was not sent in response to a request for help at 3rd grade, and a beloved girl who in a month marries another.

Life, shit, fairness is right.
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Zen’s master walked around the market and said:
Life is beautiful!
The dealer objected:
It is all not so. I work from early in the morning to late in the evening, I earn little and I am tired all the time. My wife is foolish, and I have two foolish sons.
What the Master replied:
Yes you are right! Your life is shit!