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 25.06.2009
The Blonde:

Am I so sexy that life is fucking me?

Another day was a wasted waste of makeup.

When a vampire bites a man, he becomes a vampire.
It feels like everyone is being bitten by a bear!! to

God, please make sure all the calories go to the breasts!

And when then? Computers will come up with the voice command “Bl*d!”
Cancel all the latest actions?! to
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