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 26.06.2009
Kill me plz
I went to meet my boyfriend’s parents (in another city). At night a dream: I go to the public toilet, and there a aunt, with you, says 10 rubles, I ask her - and this is definitely not a dream? - No, he says, not sleep, I paid the money, I go to the toilet and write. I wake up from the fact that I am lying wet, and the first thought: here is the fool, deceived, just to scratch the money, and only the second thought, that next to my bridegroom and sleep I in the house of his parents! Shoot me please.
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My grandmother dreamed so badly :D
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