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 28.06.2009
In the ass, I tell a friend that I have a terrible headache, and I no longer know what to do. She is:
Ioja: Then if you have coffee and milk, I can offer one recipe for pleasure! Thumbs Up
Annie : Which one?
Ioja: you pour coffee and pour milk into the bath and yourself there! Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!! to
What about milk and coffee?
How much is there.)
And... not thick.
Coffee with milk? milk bag - grams 200 ))
Ioja: I would also have a casserole suggested )))))))) well then it is only enough to wash) you take a garlic, put it in milk and on the face, lie down for 15 minutes.
Great for the skin too.
I still have salad leaves in the refrigerator, please advise me.
Ioja: with leaves... electricity instead of toilet paper I can recommend ROFL*
It’s great for the skin too. 😉
Okay, how is it! 😉
I’m afraid to ask, but where would you recommend the carrots? It is also available.
In the ass of carrot, in the ass! :)
Fuck, you won’t believe, I knew it!
In short, face to face with milk, in the ass with carrots and cover this case with salad leaves.
Leave for 15 minutes.
I’m sure I’ll forget my headache 😉

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