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 28.06.2009
I remembered the story of Calvary.
Communicated somehow with a man, he served as part of the Mediterranean squadron of the ChF, somewhere in the late 70s, early 80s. Well, he told me that he once met with an American frigate, something like a friendly conversation. This was also the case during the Cold War. Our sailors were allowed on board by an American and let us introduce them, mostly to the household. And there... our not dreamed: Satellite TV, viewers and other benefits of civilization. The Americans boasted. Then, with a response visit, they go on board. I watched it, but I didn’t see the viewers or even the TV at all. Only a film projector. Well, Americans, as it should be, ask the question from the top: "So how do you have fun in your free time?"Our, calmly so, "Calmarim". "What is this?" We are lucky, we will show. They catch calmar, place it in an enamel bath (a type where children are bathed) and put it in the washing machine in the dark. Then turn on full light. The fact is that calmares have the ability to mimicry. And, here, when the light is lit, the animal tries to hide and pick up the desired color - and this color music begins! Well, the children of civilization, looking at such a picture, left their jaw on the floor. And they said that this spectacle is more interesting than porn from the sight.
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