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 30.06.2009
The story took place in a rather typical for the NAC. Republican School
Probably not unique, but I guarantee the truth, because I have seen everything.
With my ears.
So, as has already been said, the golden age of "stagnation", a typical Soviet school in
The suburb of Baku is divided into two sectors: the Russian and the Azerbaijani. Shallows
from me. The Russian language was not very well understood by the primary classes.
did not know.
At every significant date, the entrance staircase was placed on a tribune.
microphone and director (a remnant of even more ancient times, with black
to bring to school students the decisions of the last XX. congress
Or something else in that spirit. The speeches were in Russian. None of the students in
These speeches did not entangle the Russian sector, because the pofigu was,
I am. sector because he did not understand anything at all. Everyone was friendship.
They shouted “Ura!“When it was necessary, at least some fun.
On a cold November morning in 1982, the school welcomed us.
Room with microphone. As usual, the director went up to the court, and
He began with a solemn voice:
The comrades! After a long and prolonged illness, he died.
Secretary General... bla bla bla... four times hero...
“Bla-Bla” by Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev.
Translating the spirit, the director pulled off the sheet and looked into the crowd. The Zionist
I am. The sector, seeing this gesture, instantly revived.
“It is time!” At the same time, several dozens of non-Russian speakers
The head and the next moment, present, more precisely, only me. Sectorial
half, exploded with applause passing into ovations and screams
“Ura!“...
The director bleaked and lost the gift of speech, he was probably shot.
In the best case, a gulag. The other teachers and teachers also appeared.
They are not prepared for such a mass statement. But the disgrace continued.
A few seconds later, the director called the microphone.
immediately stop the anti-Soviet, the ignorant teachers fled
suppressing the rebellion. I remember one class. and lead. the younger
Classes, which gave no weak tumaks to the right and to the left, waving with their hand as
I chopped.

The rebellion was quickly suppressed, consequences for the director seemed not to be,
I think it was the last time Gen. He died a long time ago and
The Director did not have any relevant experience. When he died
The next gen. Seven, sad experience taken into account, and the same class of leadership,
The meeting was held between Azerbaijani students and
She spoke that if anyone knocks or pronounces a sound, she will speak to him with her own hands.
The torch will shake.
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