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 30.06.2009
xxx: we lived in a rental apartment, went for a bath, lazy to stand in the bathroom, to the bathroom, too tired, I look at the stand hanging a plastic bench...
In general, I turned it to the bottom of the seats, it doesn't break, the weight holds, well, all cool, cushioned for 15 minutes...
I sit relaxed and out of the soul like the air with the grooooooooooooom, the water, the air.... (and the cold water ceased to flow) but my heart probably went to the first floor...
I was frightened until my legs jumped, all the weight of course on the bench, then it breaks and I try to get up and the boiling water that is poured out of the soul to turn off, the body floor burned...
I can’t get up to swim!!! A crack cracks his ass))))))))))) scuco until he broke out of his arms of his legs on burned and only then realized how lucky I was!!!!!!!!!!! What if the eggs failed in this crack?))))))))
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