A very expensive French restaurant. A lot of journalists (so that they can be ripped). One of the journalists, forging in a plate and talking to the waitress: What is green? It is tuna! A proud waitress answered. Maybe it’s not tuna? I tell you the tuna - looks at him like an idiot and goes away proudly. He returns after five minutes and with the same proud look declares: “Yes, you were right, it’s not tuna, it’s spinach!!!”! to