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 02.07.2009
As a child, I loved watching cartoons about Ninja Turtles. Well who
Did not love?
And here, in the cinema, they showed more about them. I wanted to buy.
I bought. Funny as a creature. There is no benefit from it, but it is also harmful.
and bley. Better buy a fish. This animal took me half a year of life.
Not so much that, brake, comatic I would even say, even under
My feet are confused. He does not sleep at night. by Nea. Something is shaking, shaking.
Always cuddling, cuddling something, or eating constantly, or even cuddling.
His tower is in the wall, and he bounces until morning. There is no rear transmission.
Sleeping is hunting. And there are two options, or to get up, to tear away the wife,
turn on the light, raise the bed, find this bulldozer and press on the neck,
or to be penetrated by love and to endure until this creature is silent. under the morning.
Well, at night, sometimes, you need to go to the stove, or to the refrigerator, to live.
What, go down, and here this animal goes crazy up in the dark. I stumbled,
I fall in order not to blow up the creature. My wife is scared,
Not used to. To mark the creature at night, I wrapped it on the roof.
battery and LED, in flash mode. At night I am under.
The moonwalker runs through the beds, the blue lights like that, the piu-piu-piu. See also
Good for demand. But anyway, the horn will crumble and bounce. I thought s
Whatever it is. So far. Try driving in the car,
and ah? Here is. I put a super bright LED on her shoulder. The headlights
Light as it is. It was immediately packed. She is running, and she can see everything.
He walked in the darkness like a blind man. solved one problem.
Meaning is. The armor is good. The moon is slowly driving.
and ah. Then I attached her small wheels below. The first turtle
the speed of such accelerations and prospects, and then
Nothing is used to. I even learned a little to ride.
You put her on the floor, you set the direction, she is scratching, scratching it. Love is
Expensive to look at. At night, she even has manoeuvres under the closets.
The beds. The fun, the shit. Guests are sometimes scared. They sit
sitting, and here it is from under the couch in lamps and on wheels,
The tower will turn important, the route will be thrown, and will turn into another.
The Strone. The guests in shock, the turtle too. Who said they are foolish, right?
by Fig. Irritated her somehow. He kicked his finger in the haru, and it still thinks.
No, he can’t eat me. He knocked on the floor and went down.
On the wheels. It drove a little, I forgot. Then this fell, pharaoh.
I was blown up, crawled from the corner, while I was watching a movie and a little bit.
Capped! Think about whether she has a brain or not.
I almost lost her, really. Go to nature, drink and eat.
My comet is in the grass. It does not respond to the screams, and it does not.
Close to back. So many scammers around! The bulls are there, the chips. found
After a while, it was just at the garbage barrel. And nothing though. I then her.
On the roof, a plastic bottle from McDonald’s was glued. Used now
On the grass with the flag bright, it is always visible.
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