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 08.07.2009
My father on the VAZ 2115 with this alarm system once got near the store - the doors closed, and the key remained lying on the seat.
But the fun started later. He called a friend, the kind of one who could open the door from the outside. My friend came (I too). He forged for half an hour - the metal line was sealed for the rubber, and then delivered a verdict - to cut the rubber, press the rear glass (small, triangular). They have already started cutting. And here comes a man like that, pushing away this "pets", picking up a piece of rusted wire on the side, bending a clever hook from it and stealing it under the rubber into the door. A little bit and a click – the lock opened. The door to open, he says, I will not - the signal will blink. And then asks so modestly: Whose car is it, yours or want to steal? Without waiting for an answer, he quickly left. I almost died of laughter.
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