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 10.07.2009
Cable Operator

One day I had to put four dozen wires.
A pair at a distance of 100 meters. Most of the distance passed.
above the ceiling at a height of 3 meters. I realized that for my
the only in the office of admin shoulders to solve the task in a reasonable time
is impotent, I began to torture the boss on the subject of attraction
Those of the other builders, and he, shaking his heart, agreed. I developed
I sent them to various offices and waited.

One of the proposals was strongly distinguished from the general mass. The guys said,
That work they will do in just one day, and three times cheaper than
any of the competitors. I called back and clarified, right.
They understood the task. They answered that they understood well, and the speed and
The cheapness is due to the fact that a cable layer is used in the work. I am
was intrigued - with cable makers dealing in the army and decidedly not
Imagine how this device can be adapted to the setting.
Couples under a false push.

On the appointed day, only two installers arrived.
of instruments. As I watched the unloading process, I was looking forward to
a miracle aggregate capable of automating the process. Aggregate is not.
I waited, but the last of the minibus was unloaded.
and Taxa. I was not surprised at the appearance of an animal like me.
They explained that this is a mysterious cable maker.

In the set to the taxi went a special suit with a pen along the back for
transportation, swinging on the head with a LED lamp and a slide. Prelude
the cable was carried out by attaching it to the slide and launching a tax in
Hardly accessible place. Animal rushed to the sound.
the voice or light of the lamp, drawing a wire. The Dog's Roof
The power was enough for 50 meters.

The speed of laying in long and hard-to-reach areas was simple.
and Fantastic. The taxi was worn in one direction on top, and back.
- in the corridor, frightening the female part of the staff. even in the form of a falling
The ceiling panel did not affect her mood: stretching wire
He played the role of an insurance cord, and the dog smoothly descended to the floor.
The guys said that the cable maker is accustomed to such situations.

Laughter laughed, but the tax was seriously on the balance sheet of the company.
Documents were shown to me. Working a friendly group
performed in less than a day, and without prior notice.
the cable and, consequently, without cuts. Truth, work
Our office was completely up - the whole population fled to see
work of the cable operator.

I sent for soap to my son-in-law (husband of my sister), he works at the ATS in a large company.
The company said, “I understand why the tax was introduced.”

The Iceman.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0907/o090709;1.html
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