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 11.07.2009
At that time I was in the seventh grade, still a Soviet school. In autumn we had
Sabbath days with the collection of the leaves and burning them on the fire. All our
The class was scattered throughout the school. So it happened that I found myself
next to a girl suffering from severe strabismus. So we grind with her.
The leaves were near the fence, and the fence was made of iron pipes. Appropriate to
We got on the back side of the fence and my uncle said, “Girls, you want to go.
With me? I will buy you whatever you want.” I am wondering why this is
generosity, and the girl as if looking at her uncle, but actually to the side,
He asks, “You have a long mouth?” The man has survived, has become
Talk about the length of your house. When he finished, the girl
He said, “Hey, fuck yourself in the ass. Why are you holding onto us?” The Uncle
She quickly left in shock. Probably decided to try.
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