Despite the persistent advice to write from the first person, I can’t.
To get rid of the feeling of being a plagiarist.
So I will tell you how it is. This story happened to my friend.
Often depending on anecdote.ru.
First the joke, then the story.
Putin on line:
I just got a good question on the internet:
“Didn’t you, Vova, answer anonymous questions on the Internet?”
I answer this question to the owner of IP (such one), host (such one),
provider (such one) Ivanov Sergey Vasilyevich, residing in Lipetsk,
in Ivanovskaya, house 13/2.
It did not fall!

Once, my friend was reading an anecdote at the same time, and the other window was
Opened by Kremlin.ru When he told me in this place, I was amazed:
In the H? It turned out, announced the video blog of D.M. Medvedev and he became
I wonder if you understand. At that moment, he read a story that he
Two Ukrainian brothers and one Russian passport.
In Moscow, police officers are more selective and carefully checked.
The Russians. On the question “why,” mentions explain that a foreigner without
Registration can be in Moscow for 3 months, and the Russians in the capital
Only three days from home. Well, a friend does not think long copying this.
History on the Kremlin.ru either in letters or in appeals to the President.
He added, “It is the truth.
“Isn’t it funny?” or “Isn’t it funny?”

I sent it on Friday and forgot it, and on Monday it gets it in my box.
Outlook (a gift from a connection provider) that you never
Uses a letter - thinks of information from the provider. and there...

To such a citizen Takayevich Edakovsky, yes, it is funny.
Representative of the Department for Work with Applications of Citizens, etc.

Just think about what thoughts are born and born in a person’s head.
receiving such a letter from the Administration of the President of the Russian Federation: change
remove Outlook, reinstall Windows, burn passport,
urgently apply to change the green card for citizenship (you know what),
to reserve an apartment, borrow a passport from a brother, etc.
In one word, the classic is “to reach the Canadian border.”