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 20.02.2008
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She: I kiss you gently in the neck and we fall on the bed.
He: falling, I hit the wall with my head and stop thinking.
She: 0 0 0 0 0 Romantically
He: I slowly come to myself... you lie under me... we’re somehow in the woods... and astonishing!! The wild evil bear comes from behind and bites your butt...I fast fucking your butt while it’s still warm...
The birds stop singing, the plants disappear, and only for many kilometers is the sound of my horror-cloaking eggs heard.
She is fucking...
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