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 20.07.2009
I explained to the girl, why the cracked software works no worse than the licensed software.

wordcore: In general, in some car sales, you can first drive the car, and then pay for it and take it forever. And the joke is that when you go for a ride you only have 10 minutes, after which it will stifle and no longer start. To do this, under the hood there is a piece with a clock, which in 10 minutes simply disconnects the hose from gasoline, it is twisted by a huge lock.
And when you buy a car, you get the key to that lock, you take that shit off and drive as much as you want.
wordcore: A pirate copy is when you come to a slurry brigade and you are sprinkled with a Bulgarian.
wordcore: And that doesn’t mean that this car will drive slower than the one with which this fucking key was removed
Hard, cruel, but the result is the same.
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