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 21.07.2009
knock at the door. The man opens - stands a skeleton with a notebook and asks:
Siddhartha Petrovich?
Yes... And who are you?
and death.
Is it already behind me?
Not yet yet. I conduct a preliminary customer survey in order to improve
Quality of service.
Oh yeah yeah? Then I went away from here so I couldn’t see you!! to
and thanks. I write: “Prostatic cancer and cataract.”
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