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My child, a six-year-old girl, was a terribly lazy creature, watered the flowers and poured a couple of tablespoons of fluid on the floor. Looking around, no one can see me, I was not noticed, and very quickly wiped the floor with a cat, who was roaring near the lawn. The cat didn’t even wake up, and I couldn’t break up from the whistle for ten minutes. I wonder which of them is more lazy: a daughter who is lazy to go down for a cloth, or a cat who doesn't even wake up in the water pond.
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