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 26.07.2009
What are you doing?
I eat.
and a : ) The girl prepared?
Whoever is looking at this kind of shit... prepared it himself.
and HYES. Fellowship to Heaven?
Not too long, I’m much easier.
The butter shell?
-Drawed out of turkey, soaked in red and crushed in its own juice with spices, on the garner, oatmeal crushed with olive oil. This is the second.
O O O O O This is "easy" And the first?
The ear from the oak.
Fish is expensive.
Vitaly, we have an eye on the side. He pulled his ass off the chair and went hunting.
I do not have boats.
Take the mine. Or from the shore hunting, I also sometimes lazy to wash those 40 kg on myself. And for the refreshment there was a salad of peanut strawberries. The dessert is cherry jelly. I don’t like cherries, but I need to clean up.
and.. Fuck, why are you not a grandmother... or I?
You are frightening me! :) Your universe works badly on you, this is what the praporcher said. Don’t put your course on “the causes of homosexual relationships” into practice.
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