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 27.07.2009
Four in the morning, I fall asleep. Well, of course, those who were drunk and more courageous began to satisfy their natural desires. It was later discovered by the woman from above. The guy apparently began to change his position without leaving his partner. Well, he took off a Chinese trio with his shoulder, spinning out of the roof, over the bed. Through the centuries I was illuminated by a flash. There were no roots in direct appearance. I thought of the scratch! Then I lie down, like I sleep. After five seconds, a couple talks:
Irene, how are you? Did not hit you?
No... it didn’t hit me... it struck me!! to
Here the mosaic came about. In general, he bended the body, closing the contacts. The discharge dispersed the corps and Igor sat his shoulder into contacts, locking on himself. And since for the girl he held only dignity, the current went on the path of the least resistance.))))))
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