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 01.08.2009
XXX: Hi my colleagues!
I have been traveling in the city for many years on a car and only the first year on a bicycle. How and what drivers indicate by signals - I understand more or less (morning / biking / crash / at night without dimensions, etc.), but here is how and what to indicate the problem of the biker - a dark forest.
In this regard, a request to experienced senior comrades: maybe someone would write a post about designations?
Thus e. How to show that:
He stopped not writing but broke.
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Needed help
Something useful, who remembers?

In short, I’ll teach you everything. Children are so small, god.
To show that the driver is the driver, you need to go off, and shoe down the mirror. This is a generally accepted gesture, all drivers understand it.
To show that you broke, you need to stand on the side, the bike is disassembled in half, around the screwdriver, and the owner beats his head about the concrete fence.
To show that someone is driving without dimensions, you need to connect to him in the salon through the rear glass at a speed of 50 km / h.
To show that you need help, you need to lie on the side, in a bloodshed.
To show that help is no longer needed, you need to lie on a flat layer along the road.
To show that you have stopped writing, you have to place the bike across the roadway and turn your face in the direction of movement.
To thank - on the lighthouse to knock on the window to a good driver with a cake and cognac.
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