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 02.08.2009
I was bitten by a donkey in my cheek yesterday. Yesterday the eye because of this swelling strongly, today is still a snack, this trouble floor yesterday returned home bought beer and fish. I sit in front of the entrance and eat it and stupidly broke my front tooth with this fucking fish, talking like a shrimp. Go to the dentist for lunch. I wonder only when he sees me with such an eye and a broken tooth he will believe me that in my eye a donkey bitten and a tooth I broke about a fish?
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