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 06.08.2009
On Monday, I was sent to the office car to send reports to the tax office.
I go in. Careful security guard:"Fall out!"
I am from such an organization to report.
Organizers are missing!
And I don’t have a bank pass, I’m just on the lists for entering the building. To explain it to him I did not decide, I took Visa from my wallet and said:"Here!"
Is he a new model?
I am UGU.
The guard is you, go here. A second guard appears. He says, “Look at the girl’s pass, have you seen it?”
Watson, I have seen it.
Here is my name and name, here is the logo.
The guards, go on.
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