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 07.08.2009
The 1949 year. Writer Valentin Katayev will find out that he will soon have to
Stalin Prize for Literature. Date of award
It coincides with Valentine Petrovich’s birthday.
"Informed sources" that exactly at 16:00 the great speaker
Levitan reads the list of the award-winners. In this regard, the author invites
I have a large number of friends at home. by 4 hours
All the guests sitting at a luxurious table are silent. Katowice
The radio is turned on, and from the dynamic comes the unimaginable voice of Levitan: "From
All Soviet television and radio stations speak.
The Company"

Katie doesn’t know it’s a joke.
Levitan was supposed to broadcast an hour later, and now he was speaking to the microphone.
A small radio station near the village.

Decision of the Committee...
The Stalin Prize in Literature was awarded...

Levitan begins to list the award-winners. Katie's name among them
No is. The writer is scared. In the last minute to break Stalin
Only Stalin could win the prize. Katie knows that this is the beginning of the end.
Then opal, arrest and shooting. Levitan finishes reading the list
After a pause, he added:

Katowice is X!

After an hour, Levitan was broadcasting on the actual Hostel Radio.
Source: http://bash.im
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