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 07.08.2009
In Mega, the guard met twice on the way, both times he delighted with dialogues in the raid:
The first dialogue:
security guard (O): * speaks to the receiver * listen
girl operator (DO): *pshpshššššššššššššššš* go to the square number *pshpššššššššššššššš* as you accepted?
A: Looking at yourself in the window, with a very sad voice, close to the heart

The second dialogue:
A: hostess, allow you to go with the tea to fill up, the strength is no longer among your boutiques to walk.
Before: No
A: Am I a creature trembling or do I have a right?! to
Please do not make inappropriate assumptions.
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