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 22.02.2008
Today I was on the MPL, late, around midnight. The incident occurred in the second wagon from the head. They stood up in the tunnel in front of Nevsky and stood for two minutes.
Some drunk m##ak got up and went to the button "Passenger machinery".

But not! He did not reach her! The car was almost empty - the man stood his feet on an empty lacquer, pushed his head into the open fork and screamed to the side of the cabin: "Hear, p##r!!! I want to go home, B##!I’m looking around. The passengers are first confused, then chicked.

The mechanic replies in the salon: "Don’t worry, we’ll go now!"

Passengers in Dawn. The Finish.

by metro.nwd.ru
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