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 09.08.2009
xxx: Well you know, I’ve had a lot of girls, you know)) They’re all crazy about me and all that... But she’s whole! The date is scheduled for tomorrow. She will be overwhelmed and entirely delighted when she sees my penis and all that, but you know, this evening will not bring me any pleasure! Hate me this?
You have a problem, you have a problem 😉
XXX: No, what a problem. You know, I’ve had a lot of women)) just me the fact that she’s a bit stressed.
YYY: Well tell her that I should exercise.) I want to start doing it tomorrow.)
xxx for what?? to
YYY: on the cucumbers XD
XXX: there are no such sizes of cucumbers!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Cornishons are called.
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