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 12.08.2009
It was about a year ago at an interview in the office, where I am currently working as ODMINOM.
HR in Education?
I: This year's diploma, specialty - an engineer of IP electronic commerce.
HR: Experience in IT?
I: Officially - a half-year odmin, unofficially - the year 3 has already haltered...
HR: Did you no longer work officially?
I was working.
HR : Who?
I: at 16 - a sales representative, at 17 - a chef in a restaurant and an elite supermarket, at 18 - a vendor of YAMAHA, then SWATCH, then an elite alcohol, at 19 - the head of a supermarket warehouse, at 20 - electrical power plant and sanitary. Apparently everything...
HR: O_o I will call the head of IT.
We took, fucking, now in addition to compops, they ask for cheesecakes to look, car alarms, video surveillance, telephony, electrical wiring, meat recipes ask and which scooter is cooler...
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