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 16.08.2009
He took his wife out of work.
She did not see the village.
We have a mindset (M). I go out.
M: Not attached, the penalty!
I: picture or video show (we now have it according to the rules in Kazakhstan).
M: What is unconscious? that is. He has no niche, no photo or video.
I: No (I swear 500 dollars)
M: I have thought. and breathing.
M: I don’t like the smell. I will have to go for an examination. * Returns the money
According to our rules: If the assumptions of the employee of the automotive inspection did not confirm, the driver has the right to write an application for reimbursement by the auto inspector of the amount of the fine (in this case for alcohol 12 000 money)
I: If I am clean, I will make a statement to you.
M: These are our problems.
I went, gave the analysis, clean.
I: Titles, FIO, No Battalion, I will make a statement
I forgive you the belt. Why do you do so?
Give me 500 dollars for gasoline.
Now I am proud to go.))) from the mint bribes removed )))
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