Once we went to the cinema for the movie "Soldiers of Failure" - a comedy with Ben
by Stiller. We took our seats in the cinema, we sat and watched. As usual, the advertisement ended and the movie started. The movie is going, we are watching and we begin to understand that something is wrong here - some guys on the screen are robbing a bank, killing people - it is not funny to drop, but set up for a comedy. At the 15th minute of the movie, we realize that it’s Batman coming!! to
Check the tickets, maybe the room was confused? No, it is right. Around the people start to do the same and slowly the whole hall understands the situation:
“The movie was not that.” Everyone started whispering and throwing their feet like in the good old days: "Stop this hnu!“Hey the boss!“Get my money back!” The people missed open self-expression and broke away completely. I have to say that in modern cinemas not as before the operator is sitting behind the wall, but everywhere the automation, therefore the indignation of the hall no one hears and Batman continues.
The vacancy was interrupted by a guy who sat behind us and first guessed to come down and tell the staff of the cinema that the movie was not the one. The screen is gone – it probably takes time to replace the film.
At this moment, the following happens: a pair of popcorn and beer comes into the hall from the side of the screen without rushing, without rushing because she is late in the slum (for 30 minutes) and no longer rushes anywhere. They see that the screen is empty and are stunned by it. There is a scream of a man in the whole hall: “Finally! by Fuck! Not without you.
We have started!!” And immediately the film is turned on under a stinking rod of a hundred people. A couple of faces passed to their places.
I don’t think they’re ever late for movies 😉 😉