A friend told me:

- we decided to go to the cinema, well, how it goes, the curls tightly before this matter and the fun drowned.
Go to the cinema in front of it is a metal detector and next to it the brutal appearance of the guard, the guard stands proudly, hands behind his back folded...right to the railroad.

And then my friend approaches the guard and without unnecessary conversations begins to show the contents of the backpack, pockets.

What the guard, looking directly into his eyes and not making unnecessary movements, with feeling, feeling and arrangement, gives out:

Do you consider yourself suspicious?

My friend hanged for 2 minutes and we ran in hysteria))