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 28.08.2009
The frenetic:
I like public transportation. In a full bus stands a full aunt: in one hand three packs, in which the wallpaper rolls, with the other hand she wrapped the instructions, holding her elbow bended and tossing ice cream! The road is moldavan - so it shakes, cabbages and turns, and this lady falls on a student's eyebrows at every push (just out of sight!!). He, apparently, did not sleep and all this got him - in the place where he shakes the most - he dumbly took her ice cream, jumped off the distance of the bended arm and began to eat it, looking in the eyes of his aunt!! She tried to get him, but constantly for the order was taken and the guy's material - that right in front of her nose has already eaten.. in the end she remembered the second hand and moved the rolls in the ear of the glass... I would roast louder, but here the ice cream flew straight to me in the notebook... I don't know who else to hate.
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