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 31.08.2009
This story was received by e-mail from a friend who himself dug it somewhere.

One of our brave police officers was given a vacation. Members of the “mines” according to the rule, stated:
“Take a vacation wash.” The vacationer and five colleagues, seized everything necessary, went to the garage of the culprit of the celebration. They came, drove the car out on the street, laid a newspaper on the workstation, said the first toast for the holiday!
A neighbor comes to the garage and asks the vacant man to help him deal with the car. The neighbor and neighbor are leaving. The time passed, five menta colleagues, after drinking a few toasts without the owner, began to rebel: "He went - and disappeared!"
They decided to joke with him. They removed everything from the workshop, as if nothing had happened, took the bottles, snacks, went down to the basement, closed the iron lounge and continued to celebrate holidays. At this time the owner returned, saw that no one was there, and decided, "Don't wait, fools! have gone!” He drove the car into the garage, crashed the wheel into the cellar, closed the garage to all the castles and went home. The next day I went on vacation with my family, somewhere in the
In the village for 24 days! When they returned, the first thing the spouse sent her husband to the garage, in the cellar for the products that were stored there.
Now strain your imagination, and try to imagine the stress he experienced when he opened the lounge and saw there black bearded rings! And the smell! Fortunately, all my colleagues survived.
And what was the noise in the Office about the disappearance of five operatives, it deserves a separate story! And that is not all!
Imagine their faces when, after everything became clear, the boss's order came out:
"All days spent in the basement - to consider the participants of events a holiday!"
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0908/o090830;1.html
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